The massive LHC particle machine is due to be switched on on wed this week… if you have seen the film ‘the mist’ be prepared!! read this end of days
New Start
OK so I’m going to start the blog again, updated it and got some cool plugins installed now so watch this space!
7 days
ok ive not seen my wife for 7 days…
Celebrations
Today was Poppy’s birthday, and our wedding anniversary. As a bonus i even had the day off work! 🙂
Thinking of having children?
“Do this 11 step program first!
Lesson 1
1. Go to the grocery store.
2. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office.
3. Go home.
4. Pick up the paper.
5. Read it for the last time.
Lesson 2
Before you finally go ahead and have children, find a couple who already are parents and berate them about their…
1. Methods of discipline.
2. Lack of patience.
3. Appallingly low tolerance levels.
4. Allowing their children to run wild.
5. Suggest ways in which they might improve their child’s breastfeeding, sleep habits, toilet training, table manners, and overall behavior.
Enjoy it because it will be the last time in your life you will have all the answers.